Monday, November 30, 2009

Alien Experimentation

Here again, I must reiterate...  If you'd like to present your ideas in a well-researched light that doesn't involve editorializing and ridicule from me, you are always welcome to submit scoops with a thesis and some evidence.  Today, I got this:
 
Tell them about all the research suggests alien experimentation.
 
First of all, we have the obvious grammatical issues.  Overlooking those, we come to a series of questions.  Chief among them is which research the poster is referring to!
 
Son, in all my research into the life and times of Sam Bailey, I haven't found anything pertaining to alien experimentation of any kind.  Even in the fruity crap I was reading about how Francis Bacon started the Freemasons because he was some kind of golden prehistorical ruler, it mentioned nothing at all about aliens.  In fact, their unsubstantiated approach ("channeling from the universe" was their research method) claimed that the longevity of Francis Bacon owed itself to the innate divinity of man, a notion much closer to that Church of Sam hokum than any kind of alien conspiracy.
 
In short, no.  I will not tell them about all the research suggests alien experimentation. If you have evidence to the contrary I'd be happy to share it, and even reevaluate my position.  In the meantime, please keep sending me nonsense.  My readers find it as entertaining as I do, I'm sure.

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